My Dear Post

Dear Jaymie,

You are first on this one because lately your not first on alot. I'm sorry. I know what my grandma says isn't right but I'm sorry anyway. I know that I'm not always the best friend and I wish I could be better. But I try. Now I'm going to list some inside jokes and see when I run out.

• Weenus.
• V farts and all.
• Sooo angry.
• Omg he's so great.
• Maybe its a leftys only solo?
• This is getting to be bullshit.
• The door its neverr open its always closed.
• Painting a masterpiece.
• Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-niiiii-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni.
• Did you twirl it?
• I know your jealous okay?
• I'm not your fucking hun.
• ET says hello.
• Singing in his den.
• It's FROST milo!
• I just wanna scream like Laaaa-aaaaa.
• I'll scratch your back.
• Poke your mother.
• I'm good today.
• Your "friends".
• There's my ------ friend!
• Mushroom
• Making deals while doing algebra
• Nostril shots
• Giving you options
• DO YOU LIKE BEING KICKED!? DON'T KICK PEOPLE!
• Sparkley tights.
• Fat Pat
• Carol.
• Julio!
• Pink and orange bingo markers.
• What's in your lamp? Hats
• Jumping K-R
• Have you seen Brandon? I'm a bus driver!
• Like your bus driver but not as ugly.
• Ruffles
• Ruffles decides on the sandwhich!
• im at church! God works great! love you! stay put for awhile! love mom! [text message]
• trusty fan friend
• straighter than michael jackson...no
• EYE! i dont even know what that was about
• cause im cool about the chinese wall
• Bicycle man
• I have to pee. Then go. No. Well then don't tell me if ur not gonna go.
• Thanks my child will not be able to eat out of that one
• Painstakingly beautiful
• Homo says what!?

okay i'm getting lazy now lol. comment more if you can think of some ;)

Dear Justin,

You mean the world to a girl like me. Your just the kind of guy I want and need. You make up for every sad memory and bad thing that ever happened to me. I wish I could be absolutely perfect from head to toe for you. Wish I could be the most amazing girl for you. But I'm not and I'm sorry. I really want to love you forever though. And hold on to your heart with my life never let it go. Protect you and keep you from any bad moments. Keep you in my arms forever. Truly baby I love you. Every second away I miss you. Please be my husband. I'm gonna list some good memories that we have until I get lazy or run out.

• The Game Plan w/me
• Our first kiss
• That bench our first kiss happened on =]
• The guys w/the cool hats that made us stop making out
• That playground booklet that we still haven't watched
• Kissing on my porch swing
• The beach with jaymie
• How Jaymie had to force us to hold hands
• Our christmas together
• Valentines day
• Baking cookies at church
• Six Flags
• My song!
• Numerous phone calls
• Sleeping on the phone together
• and many more

Love, Always

Desiree

Dear Blogger Friends,

I know I'm sometimes [more often than not] the most suckiest poster ever. I'm sorry I could be better. But I promise this summer I will work hard and make up for the times when I went months on end without posting. I love you people!