Some People's Children Crack Me Up

Wow. Can I just say that has to be on the top 10 of grossest meals of my life. Like seriously. Girls and boys and Chris Crocker listen to this tihs:
My grandma made dinner tonight. *scream sound effect sounding like my neighbor's house at Halloween* Yeah. That's bad. She usually just gets take out but tonight she decided to make dinner. And get all experimental on me. I'm like nos fo a hctib please. So I come to the table and am instantly mislead by the smell of yummy beef. I look at this dish and folks lemme tell you it isn't pretty...It looked like a rainbow threw up on a cow and they cooked the cow in a skillet. She always calls her experimental meals "mix dishes". Like what the fuck is that? It's not called mix dish because you mix in any shit that isn't moldy out of our fridge. It's called mix stuff that would taste good and complimentary to one another in one tasty main dish. But no. She is unaware of the definition. Some one buy her a dictionary this Christmas. Anyways.. Onward. I scoop up this dish...One bite tells me I'd be better off walking to McDonalds. And there are thunderstorm warnings ladies and gents so that's saying alot. This shit tasted like she marinted the beef in that sprinkle on powder cheese you put on your popcorn. And it had these weird vegatables that aren't even native to our land. You gotta fucking walk to Jerusalem to even find one. lmao. bahahaha. And on top of this she puts this shredded cheese on. There are like carrot sticks in there. All fucking hard and crunchy. It's like a mixture of textures, tastes, smells. And I'm just not loving the mixtures.

Then bitch has the nerve to put her nasty ass muffins on the table and call it a roll. I'm like there is no way that's a roll. She wanted us to eat these rolls. WITH THAT DISH!!! I'm like that's where I draw the line. When you is cooking jacked up mix dishes, calling nasty muffins rolls, and making us eat them together. Just to prove my point that these muffins are nasty lemme tell you the ingredients:
NASTY MUFFIN INGREDIENTS:

1. Chopped Up Apples
2. Chopped Up Carrot Sticks
3. Chopped Up Pecans and Walnuts
4. Cinnamon
5. Raisins
6. Shredded Coconut

Yeah I think she's coconuts. That's just gross. Then I'm like grandma I know those are deffinately not rolls. Those are deffinately muffins. And she's like whatever. Same thing. She has the nerve to say same thing people! I'm like you can never insult beautiful, delicious, fluffy, warm rolls that way. It's despicable. Some people's children crack me up with the way they can't cook.

Whether you can tell or not, I am in a great mood:) I think It's because...wait for it, wait for it....

I'M DONE WITH SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Yeah you heard me:) I finished up English with an 85%. This morning I came in. And for those of you who don't know I had to read this book In His Steps by Charles M. Sheldon. And I read like halfway through the book and "skimmed" the rest. bahahaha. More like took it and flipped through the pages and barely glance at the page. So then they have me tryin to do a character analysis of these biotches. And there are like tell character traits of Felicia. I'm sitting there like who the FUCK is Felicia? Where'd this hctib pop out of? So I'm just giving this generic answer like: Felicia is a young woman who goes under a metamorphisis that I loved. bahahaha. So hilarious. Then she's giving me reworks on this stuff and I'm like uhmm I'd rather fail. ahahaha. But I finally got out of there. :) Alive.

After that I walked over to Subway to celebrate solo. Okay so lemme tell you this: My grandma gives me like 9 dollars in the morning right? I spent like 1.90 on a Vault and this Special K Strawberry Bar at break, right? Then I walk over to Subway and I order a 6-inch meal. I'm all yeah I'll have enough for this. I got $7.10 left over. So then she rang it all up. And she looks at me. And girl says that will be $7.12. I'm all panicking. I gave her my 7 bucks and my dime. And I'm sitting there all lying to her. Like dang I can't find my quarter. I swear it was in here. Searching for money I don't even have. bahahaha. Then I finally stop my act and I'm like I don't have 2 cents. All ashamed and shiz. She's all that's okay. You got the dime and that's good enough. All trying to boost my self-confidence. I was so embarassed. DON'T TELL NOBODY! :) Then I sat on that comfy couch and read there magazines. Overall a pretty good subway experience. Besides the whole $7.12 incident. I never knew how good onions taste. I just wanna take a bite outta one like It's an apple. lmao. But i better go ;)

Hope Your Summer's Goin Good!
Thanks for the comments; I look forward to em:)

Dezzy