Pickup Lines

Ahhh pickup lines. The lowest form of humor known to man. Actually I take that back, my chemistry teacher would have to be one of the least funniest people I know. Anyways...Though pickup lines are stupid and super cheesy some of them can actually be pretty amusing.

Examples:
Are you religious?... Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you want to see a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
I can read palms (write your number on her hand) Oooh It says your gonna call me soon!
And my favorite :]
Hershey makes a million kisses a day and I'll I'm asking for is one.

Who would ever want to meet their future wife/husband off of a pickup line? Lol. I mean those words aren't even their own. Be original :] Don't steal things off of websites. Lol. I sound pretty hypocritical because I stole all those off of bored.com's website. This week is going to be pretty good. This Thursday and Friday we get out at 11:30 thanks to parent-teacher conferences. On Friday Jade and I are going to HuHot Mongolian Grill [the place my boyfriend works at] to eat lunch while our parents are talking to our teachers about what amazing perfect students we are :] I am doing a lot better grade-wise this year. I have been actually trying and stuff. Lol. And here's proof of it:

Report Card Quarter 1: Concert Choir: 96 = A French III: 89 = B Chemistry: 95 = A Math Connections: 100 = A+ Show Choir: 100 = A+ American Literature: 96 = A U.S. History: 77 = C- Worldviews: 93 = A-

So all in all the only thing I'm stinky at is history! Which we already knew ;]
Better get going
Nighty Night!